IRISH WISDOM SOLVES POLITICAL QUESTION

My Irish kin forwarded this following email to me-
An email from Ireland to their brethren in the States...a point to ponder despite your political affiliation:
"We, in Ireland, can't figure out why people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States. On one side, you had a pants-wearing lawyer, married to a lawyer who cannot keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer who goes to the wrong church and is married to yet another lawyer who wasn't proud of the country her husband wants to run.
"Now, on the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate Mc terminology, married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship!
"What in Lord's name are you lads so confused about over there?"